A child may confuse this adult condition with potty problems (9 : 4)

The nosy Philistine hides a secret shame (8 : 6)

Community loses fifty to glacier covered with crabs (5 4 : 9)

Mix hamburger trimmings with oregano for a spicy surprise (9 : 3)

Quivering liver? Park your posterior in front of one recording of "Planck's Constant Returns" (9 : 5)

This will make you scratch endlessly or, alternatively, use coal boilers (7 : 5)

Absurd tagline sends sucker west to get his lumps (7 5 : 3)

You may hear about the girl's part in the eruption (6 : 2)

Note: The parenthetical information after the first clue originally read (3 : 1), which was a mistake. Sorry about that!