"You bet I'm cool! Just last night, I enjoyed a Marlboro midway through Talladega Nights. Now who's up for some Doane Perry and Jimi Hendrix?"

"The first settlement was in Jamestown, and that's my final answer, Meredith. I didn't expect you to be as good a host as Regis, but that was an unfair assumption. Dana Perino fielded the first Walter Reed hospital questions, final answer. No wait, it was Tony Snow."

"I've campaigned for peace from the Rust Belt all the way to Mississippi, driving for miles on a landmark tour. We listened to the Idol winners on the road: Barrino, Clarkson, even Hicks."